TINGOG SA SUBA: When AT meets ST

Two ladies inside the powder room of a plush restaurant in Makati.

Asawa ni Tanda (AT) : Hey you! Why did you ever come back?! Z#!X+>!!!(in spanish)
Secretary ni Tanda (ST): Excuse me, I don’t know you.
AT : You should know me, you cheap secretary. I am the wife of your boss!
ST : You don’t look like the wife, you look like an old witch.
AT : <%!!!Xv*V!!! ( in French) I bet you don't understand that! ST : I don't care. goodbye! AT : I'm not yet done with you. I will report you to the NBI,the ombudsman, DOJ that you're hiding in this room! ST : Helloo! Alam ng NBI,ombudsman at DOJ na nandito ako sa Pinas. Di ka ba nagbabasa, headline story ito. AT : P-n--t- ka! At saan ka nagtatago ha! ST : Excuse, hindi ako nagtago. I was having a vacation. I went to Bahamas, Jamaica, Malorca. Tingnan mo ito o, I am so tan. AT : Kapal ng mukha mo. Ginamit mo ang pera ng bayan. ST : Hoy! Hindi pera ng bayan iyon, pera ng boss ko. It was his gift to me. AT : Ang pera ng asawa ko ay pera ng bayan, ang pera nga bayan ay pera ng asawa ko. ST : Whatever! Ang pera ng asawa mo na pera ng bayan ay galing sa signature ko so ang pera ng asaw mo na pera ng bayan ay pera ng signature ko. AT : Signature mo! Ha! Didnt you claim it was forge? So it's not really yours. It's my husband's. ST : I have no time to talk to you about forgery. I have a meeting to attend to. ( Going to the door) AT : At sinong ka meeting mo! Asawa ko? May secret meeting kayo ano! ST : for your information, I am meeting Ruby, and dating atsay ni presidente, mag- zu-zumba kami. AT : Mga matandang taba! Wala na kayong pag-asa. ST :You are so rude! AT : ^VZ!!!X#!!XZ ( in Italian) ST : I would love to pull your hair. ( A lady enters) Lady Miriam : ( annoyed)Excuse me ladies, you're blocking the way. Naiihi na ako. (Recognizing her, AT and ST scream as they flee) LM : (looking around) May multo ba dito?

URL: http://www.mindanews.com/mindaviews/2014/04/25/tingog-sa-suba-when-at-meets-st/

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