TINGOG SA SUBA: When AT meets ST

Two ladies inside the powder room of a plush restaurant in Makati.

Asawa ni Tanda (AT) : Hey you! Why did you ever come back?! Z#!X+>!!!(in spanish)
Secretary ni Tanda (ST): Excuse me, I don’t know you.
AT : You should know me, you cheap secretary. I am the wife of your boss!
ST : You don’t look like the wife, you look like an old witch.
AT : <%!!!Xv*V!!! ( in French) I bet you don't understand that!
ST : I don’t care. goodbye!
AT : I’m not yet done with you. I will report you to the NBI,the ombudsman, DOJ that
you’re hiding in this room!
ST : Helloo! Alam ng NBI,ombudsman at DOJ na nandito ako sa Pinas. Di ka ba
nagbabasa, headline story ito.
AT : P-n–t- ka! At saan ka nagtatago ha!
ST : Excuse, hindi ako nagtago. I was having a vacation. I went to Bahamas,
Jamaica, Malorca. Tingnan mo ito o, I am so tan.
AT : Kapal ng mukha mo. Ginamit mo ang pera ng bayan.
ST : Hoy! Hindi pera ng bayan iyon, pera ng boss ko. It was his gift to me.
AT : Ang pera ng asawa ko ay pera ng bayan, ang pera nga bayan ay pera ng
asawa ko.
ST : Whatever! Ang pera ng asawa mo na pera ng bayan ay galing sa signature
ko so ang pera ng asaw mo na pera ng bayan ay pera ng signature ko.
AT : Signature mo! Ha! Didnt you claim it was forge? So it’s not really yours. It’s
my husband’s.
ST : I have no time to talk to you about forgery. I have a meeting to attend to.
( Going to the door)
AT : At sinong ka meeting mo! Asawa ko? May secret meeting kayo ano!
ST : for your information, I am meeting Ruby, and dating atsay ni presidente, mag-
zu-zumba kami.
AT : Mga matandang taba! Wala na kayong pag-asa.
ST :You are so rude!
AT : ^VZ!!!X#!!XZ ( in Italian)
ST : I would love to pull your hair.
( A lady enters)
Lady Miriam : ( annoyed)Excuse me ladies, you’re blocking the way. Naiihi na
ako.
(Recognizing her, AT and ST scream as they flee)
LM : (looking around) May multo ba dito?

URL: http://www.mindanews.com/mindaviews/2014/04/25/tingog-sa-suba-when-at-meets-st/

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