TINGOG SA SUBA: Wanted Perfect Wife

Because I am patriotic, it is my duty to help my president find a first lady.
Here are a few (?) choices which the secretary of Pnoy’s heart is tasked to

Angel Locsin : tsk tsk taken
Marian Rivera: taken too
Ann Curtis : pag-iisipan
Sarah Geronimo : too young
Kim Chiu : can’t cradle a snatch
Melay Cantiveros : pls naman (not desperate)
Vice Ganda : Ano ba!
Pokwang : Sobra ka na!
Karen Davila : Okey sana pero mukhang matured na
Jessica Soho : can’t figure out
Rhian Ramos : Seek clearance from Kris
Vicki Bello   : She looks like his mother
Ruffa Gutierrez : Good Lord! not Anabelle as mother-in-law
Venus Raj : Too tall
Shamcey Supsup : Why not?
KC concepcion : Why not too? (Pero isnt it awkward if he calls sharon mommy, Kiko, Tito and Gabby, daddy?)
BB Gandanghari : Expect people power from the bishops and INC.

Lets go beyond the shores

Lady Gaga : Ha ha ha
Paris Hilton : Puwede pero teka…
Beyonce : Taken and may anak na
JLo : Ano ba, matanda na
Miss Angolo: Can’t find where it is in the map.

Back to the local shores

So what is wrong with Grace Lee?
Well, isn’t she a bit pushy?

(MindaViews is the opinion section of MindaViews. Ramon Jorge B. Sarabosing is a writer and visual artist based in Butuan City.)